couch potato

Couch Potato Etiquette (Infant edition)

by Hudson Corbett

Being a couch potato is pretty cool, but there are a few things to remember....

It can be really boring just sitting there. 

 So, you will need to move your hands and feet to keep yourself entertained. 

 Be careful though because you'll start to fall over.

And once that happens, you will re-think whether or not you want to be a couch potato.... 

especially if your mom doesn't put the camera down in time to pick you up.



For more information, read the official Couch Potato Handbook.